26
Jan

Hallmark is prepped and ready to go. Sprinkles is getting ready to unload enough sugar, butter and cream to fill every football stadium in America. And pizza parlors all over America are rolling out their heart-shaped dough.

Heart-shaped Pizza from Lou Malnati's

Heart-shaped Pizza from Lou Malnati's

If this was for my birthday, then I don’t mind getting older! Instead, it’s the day of x’s and o’s (and cupcakes galore!). Truthfully, I’ll take any holiday that uses cupcakes to celebrate, even if I am, don’t faint—single!

If you believe everything you read and see, single women everywhere should embrace Valentine’s Day as a day to be with their girlfriends, watch romantic comedies (um, “Valentine’s Day,” anyone?) nosh on chocolate, and be grateful for each other.  After all, we don’t NEED a guy to make Valentine’s Day what it is.  Heck, we don’t NEED a guy at all.  We just need each other, girlfriends till the end, to love and to hold, till death do us part.

Or some crap like that.

Truth is, I think most girls (or sorry, women), want nothing more than to be with a boyfriend or significant other on Valentine’s Day (and beyond).  But in this day and age of appearing empowered and independent, god help us all if we admit that planning a girls night out on Valentine’s Day is actually quite depressing; that no matter how much we love our friends, we’d much rather be dressing up in lingerie, ready to be seduced by our own McDreamy.

I actually love Valentine’s Day, single or not.  When I was little, my parents made a big deal out of it, showering my sister and I with cute little gifts, and Snoopy cards to remind us how much we are loved.  I remember spending hours decorating my Valentine’s Day box for school, so when time came for the class party, I had the most colorful box to accept Cabbage Patch and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cards.  Although I’m now in my late 20s, and yes, a handsome boyfriend to share the day with would be ideal, I’m also not sitting around on Valentine’s Day trying to plan some female-centered activity to make me forget I’m not with that someone special. snoopy-be-mine

What I am saying is this though:  It’s perfectly ok to wish you had a significant other to spend Valentine’s Day with.  It’s totally normal to think that girls night out on V-Day is nothing more than ‘an I feel sorry for myself party but I’m going to mask it as an I love my friends day.’  And it’s perfectly ok to actually admit that!

Truth is, I don’t like being single.  Sure, there are things I don’t like about being in a relationship either, but I’d rather be in one (granted it’s with the right guy) than not.  I don’t need to preach to my friends how independent I am and if the right guy comes along, then great, and if not, that’s ok too.  Sometimes being honest goes a hell of a long way than masking your disappointment with Hallmark quotes of ‘it will happen when it happens.’

Go ahead and feel sad on Valentine’s Day.  Get annoyed with commercialism and candied hearts and the Charlie Brown Valentine’s Special.  But just don’t take it out on your girlfriends.  Because until McDreamy does come along, they are there to love you, and I’ll take that anyday. (As long as cupcakes are included. Of course.) valentines-cupcakes

23
Jan

From everyone’s favorite “Bachelor/Bachelorette” blogger: REALITY STEVE!  To Whomever It May Concern (namely whoever the hell is casting the part of Mary for “Three Men and a Bride”):  Not that you obviously didn’t know this already, but Jessica Radloff is your woman for the role.  She’s been working her way up the Hollywood ranks, but when you’re dream since when you’re a kid has been to land this role, isn’t it pretty much a given she’d nail it?  I’m sure the original Mary probably isn’t right for the part now anyway, probably going the way of Walt in the “Lost” series.  Doesn’t look the part anymore.  But Jessica?  C’mon, look at that face?  It’s one any movie go’er would appreciate and there’s no doubt she fits right in with the Danson/Selleck/Guttenburg trio.  If there was ever a role made for one person, it’s the role of Mary for Jessica Radloff.  We are always told as children to follow your dreams.  Well, Jessica has and now it’s your turn to let her achieve those dreams by casting her as Mary.  Do it!  Or else Jessica will be very upset and force herself into a cupcake-induced coma.  We don’t want that.


From DREAMWORKS “Shrek 4″ Production Coordinator, Daniel Rothbart:  I have known Jessica Radloff for over 10 years and there is no one who could possibly play the part of Mary better.  I have seen 3 Men and a Lady and Jessica could be Robin Weisman’s twin sister.  Jessica has grown into a spectacular actress over the last few years.  She has also made it her life’s goal to achieve greatness in one of the hardest cities to shine and she has some spectacular accomplishments to show for it.  If she is not at least given a chance to audition the casting director should be blackballed out of Hollywood.


From an actual PRODUCER in Hollywood! Vance Owen, ladies & gentlemen!  Jessica Radloff has the spirit, spunk and chutzpah to make any project superior than it would be without her. Her charisma and talent for acting translate well to film. Her persona resonates so well with all who see her. In short, she is a shoe in for the part of “Mary” in the upcoming “Three Men and a Bride” project. You cannot go wrong with Jessica!

From the most INCREDIBLE woman I know:  My MOM!  I am writing this not just because I am Jessica’s Mom, but because I know she would be the most perfect “Mary” for the movie.  Jessica wants this part so much and she really would be the perfect daughter for the “hunks” that play her fathers in this!  She is sooooooooooooooo very funny, charming, adorable, honest, social, kind, I could go on and on!  She has worked so hard at everything in her life and really deserves this part.  She would crack everybody up on the set everyday, and I promise would give you 200% if it goes that high!! My daughter has put up with a lot in her life and if you  would give her this chance–I make great chocolate chip cookies!!!!!!!!!!!  Thanks so much for reading this-I know you are wonderful people who would see how great Jess could be in this movie, and if you need a mother for her (you know, in case Nancy Travis is not available)- I’m pretty funny too–58years old!  Thanks for your time!

From the guy you really don’t want to mess with: SAMIR SULEIMAN, Director of Football Operations, ST. LOUIS RAMS  Dear “Three Men and a Bride” casting director:  I believe my friend Jessica Radloff would be the best choice to play “Mary” because she is an experienced actress with a passion for the project.  She also happens to be one of the naturally funniest people I know.  Spend a day with her & I assure you, you will laugh plenty.  Although I watched the prequels growing up, I would not be inclined to go see the next installment of the movie unless she was cast in it.  And if that happens, I promise to make sure everyone I know in the NFL (which is A LOT) goes to see it too! Thank you for you consideration.

From top Hollywood PUBLICIST, Nicole Myden!  Dear Hollywood, I know a lot of people in this town, but somehow have never had a one on one with you just yet – but, I do believe it’s time we sat down to discuss my dear friend and talent, Jessica Radloff. Yes, there are thousands of actresses out in here in the land of la-la…but IF EVER there was someone more perfect for a role, well here she is! Jessica is the absolute perfect person to play “Mary” – not only because she looks like her (proof below, truly, see for yourself) and could likely – actually, no, most definitely relay the entire script – word for word from the other two films – BUT, she’s also so funny and has incredibly comedic timing. I believe in giving everyone a chance and there’s no one more deserving of a CHANCE at this role than Jessica Radloff. Just give it to her already…so we can all take her to Sprinkles & celebrate! And besides, your cast & crew will be entertained by her all day, given cookies baked fresh from her fabulous Mom in St. Louis – and, she will never be late. I mean, what more could you possibly need?!?!

From the only person I’ve ever gotten into fights with: MY SISTER, Laura Radloff (oh, and Neilson Ratings coordinator).  I’ll be honest here, Jessica Radloff is my sister (and only sibling as well), so if you want me to gush about how wonderfully magnificent she is, well, let’s just say that one too many childhood fights would deter me from doing this. However, as a movie critic and film major, I can attest to Jessica’s passion and spark for acting. I truly believe that given the chance, she could be the next Jennifer Aniston or Sandra Bullock. Yes, Jessica looked a LOT like Mary as a young girl, but Jessica also would be able to do for this role what Kimberly Williams did for the remake of “Father of the Bride” with Steve Martin and that is bring a refreshing new presence to the screen.  Just give her the chance to audition and you’ll see why.

“You’re a good friend.”

“I”m a great friend. What’s this good sh*t?” (Three Men and a Little Lady)

From Victoria’s Secret Runway goddess and Creole Beauty Magazine EDITOR, Katie Quinn:  “Pardon my French, but it would be plain stupid to cast anyone other than Jessica Radloff for the part of “Mary.”  Jess is an incredibly talented actress, and has anyone else noticed that she looks just like a more adult, more bride-like version of the original Mary?  Sometimes I imagine what the love child of Ted Danson and Nancy Travis would look like, and every single time I picture Jessica!  I also can’t imagine anyone who wants this part more.  Not only would she never be late to work, she’d likely arrive the night before, just to be safe.  Adding Jessica to the team would be like adding two scoops of sugar to your coffee instead of one; sure, one would be ok, but two just feels so deliciously right.”

From Toronto-based award-winning AUTHOR (in my book!) Evelyn Yallen:

TOP TEN reasons why Jessica Radloff IS the bride in Three Men and a Bride:

10. Waiting for a star to fall? Do you need a clearer sign she’s the right one?

9. Definitely NOT a crock.

8. Jess can FINALLY retire that Count Cholesterol Halloween costume.

7. No need to get into character. Takes method acting to a whole new level.

6. Given her encyclopedic baseball knowledge, can easily recreate the movie poster (provided Mary is now rooting for the Cardinals).

5. Actually IS the child of Peter and Sylvia.

4. Can’t you already see the Variety headline: H’Wood up and comer busts out in Bride

3. Actually enjoys liver mousse and poached eggs.

2. We’ll give you $1000 if you do it!

1. Because she definitely has “the package”.

From my actual EX-BOYFRIEND, Adam!  (I mean, if he has something great to say, that should count as something, right?)  You will never find anyone more committed to what she does and believes than Jessica.  She has this truly amazing energy….’Spunki’ says it all.  Without even needing a script, Jess would embody Mary….you could just cast her smile and it would be a hit!  There isn’t possibly anyone else that could connect with her castmates and audience the way Jessica could!  Can’t wait to see Jessica in a theatre near me :)

From LAS VEGAS MOVER & SHAKER (actually, Gaming Director of Int’l. Gaming Technology), Michael Ulichy:  As a young boy I can remember my older sisters taking me to see “3 Men and a Baby”.  As I now introduce my young son to the movie, and the “Little Lady” sequel, I can’t think of an actor that fits the character of Mary more than Jessica.  I remember the day I met Jessica in college and how her smile could awaken even the sleepiest of her fellow classmates.  Jessica was always the first to try something new, and maybe a little against the rules, and the last to say anything mean.  People gathered around her because she was funny, pretty, and you knew she would be a good friend to anyone.

These traits are exactly how I would picture Mary after being raised by three very different but equally amazing fathers.  I can’t wait to see her smile again on the big screen as Mary in “3 Men & a Bride”.


From SECOND CITY ALUM and recent Los Angeles transplant, Howie Kremer:  I want to make clear the kind of talent Jessica Radloff is. Imagine for a moment… putting together the ultimate actress. She would have the comedy stlyings of Lucile Ball and Gilda. The beauty of Farah and Kathy Ireland in the 90s and the “IT” factor, the intangibles of Meryl Streep and Katherine Hepburn. Now, roll all of it into one person and you still wouldn’t have someone as good, wonderful and funny as Jessica.  I’m a comedian, so I am an expert at what is funny (and by comedian, I mean someone who performs improv and sketch comedy and who’s mother says he is funny) and I can tell you that even on Jack McCoy’s BEST day, he couldn’t argue a case for any other actress to play the part of Mary in Three Men and a Bride.  Mr. and Mrs. To Whom It May Concern, I know you will make the right choice, because there clearly is no other choice that comes close.


From that 4th ranked network, NBC (but I promise he has good taste!), my cousin, Scott Radloff:  Jessica is as focused and dedicated as they come — she always aims high and delivers every time.  I know that you’d have no regrets if you casted Jessica as Mary. She’ll embody the part and make it modern and relevant to today.  Audiences will relate to her and surely will be captivated by her onscreen presence. Do yourself a favor and save time on casting — just pick Jessica!

From ACCLAIMED NOVELIST, Julie Compton (author of “Tell No Lies” and “Rescuing Olivia”):  Jessica Radloff would shine in the role of daddy’s little girl, Mary, in Three Men and a Bride. Not only can Jessica play the quintessential girl next door, she is the quintessential girl next door. Her spunk and earnestness combined with her fresh-faced appearance make for an actress that audiences can relate to. And with a work ethic that surely surpasses every other actress in Hollywood, it goes without saying that Jessica would be an asset to any director’s cast.

From my BEST FRIEND, and theatre teacher at the Obama Girl’s old school :) , Debbie Gorman:  As Kermit and friends once sang, “Life’s like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending; we’ve just done what we’ve set out to do.” Jessica holds true to this quote.  She has the strength and determination to accomplish exactly what she has set out to do. Jessica never fails to amaze me with her dedication and enthusiasm toward her life goals, and her extreme thoughtfulness toward others. Jessica’s genuine passion and perseverance will no doubt keep you believing that she is the “golden” sprinkle on the cupcake and THE one for the role of Mary!


From Jodi Phillips, NBC Marketing Coordinator:  Jessica Radloff is amongst the most engaging people I know.  She is beautiful, charismatic and charming.  She has amazing comedic timing and always has us at the edge of our seats when telling stories.  She has all of the characteristics of a true star and I can’t wait to see her flourish and be able to say I knew her when!

20
Jan

For those of you that access my blog without going to my official website first (and no matter how you access it, I appreciate it!), then you may not know about the campaign I started at the beginning of this year.

Growing up, I was obsessed with watching “Three Men and a Baby” and “Three Men and a Little Lady” over and over again with my sister.  As a little kid (and even now), I just thought they were the most heart-warming, funny movies.  I always thought I resembled the actress that played Mary in the second film, and from then on, I had this weird feeling that if they ever made a third installment, I was going to have to find a way to be in it.  Now at the time, this did not seem feasible at all considering I was possibly the shyest kid on the face of the earth.  Funny how things change and life leads you to unexpected places.

As you know by now, I became an actor and a writer.  I was always creative growing up, but I thought I’d use my creative intuition to become an interior designer–not an actor or a writer.  After all, I had seen and read enough to decide that ‘those people were nuts!’  Good to know I stuck to my convictions.

And now, here we are.  In November 2009, Steve Guttenberg announced that indeed, a third installment of  ”Three Men and a . . . ” was going to be made, and this time in the form of “Three Men and a Bride.”  Those five words were all it took for me to know that I was going to do whatever it took to get that role.  (As to why I want/wanted it so bad, go to www.JessicaRadloff.com and click on the campaign link where I give a full explanation).  This was not going to be easy by any means, but then again, when have the best things in life come easy?

I started a campaign (accessed by my website above) and a Facebook Fan Page (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cast-Jessica-Radloff-as-Mary-in-Three-Men-a-Bride/231366938946?ref=nf) to help get the word out.  Apparently when you’re not repped by CAA or William Morris Endeavor, it’s a hell of a lot harder for a movie studio (in this case, Disney/Touchstone) to want to see you.  So just like anything in life, I decided, ‘you know, let’s give this a try.  Even if it doesn’t work out the way I’d love it to, at least I know I gave it my best shot.’  After all, that’s really all we can hope to do in life.

I am BEYOND fortunate that I have the capabilities and money (thank you Dad for teaching me how to invest) to launch this campaign for my dream role.  But I know many others aren’t so lucky.  A dream is just that–a dream.  For so many, it never becomes reality.  And in my case, who knows if it will either.  But at least I know I’ll go down swinging.  That’s why I have decided that for every person that becomes a fan on my Facebook Fan Page to cast me in the movie, I will donate $.50 to my favorite children’s charity that raises money to fulfill their dreams & wishes (for legal reasons, I can’t actually list the name of the charity, but it rhymes with Bake-A-Fish, lol).  I will do this for as long as I monetarily can, and I hope you will support me in my endeavor.

Once again, here is the Facebook Fan Page link to join: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cast-Jessica-Radloff-as-Mary-in-Three-Men-a-Bride/231366938946?ref=nf

Don’t Stop Believin’!

xo,

Jessica

"Three Men and a Bride" HOPEFULLY INTRODUCING Jessica Radloff as "Mary"

"Three Men and a Bride" HOPEFULLY INTRODUCING Jessica Radloff as "Mary"

17
Jan

1) Sandra Bullock is the new black! Finally, someone that doesn’t play games, understands Hollywood better than anyone else (even though she says she doesn’t!), and never takes herself seriously. Love that.

2) James Cameron needs a haircut. I think he can afford it. On the other hand, Michelle Obama shouldn’t have gotten one. It ages her and looks too conservative–two things she’s not.

3) If you think you’ve mastered the art of texting and driving, you haven’t. And never will.

4) Bill Cosby should give a lecture to the cast of “The Jersey Shore.”

5) Why are people always shocked when LA has its rainy season? We ALWAYS have a rainy season!

6) Naps should be a mandatory part of every day.

7) Cupcakes are calorie-free if they make you happy. :)

Cupcakes from Sprinkles!

Cupcakes from Sprinkles!