1) Sandra Bullock is the new black! Finally, someone that doesn’t play games, understands Hollywood better than anyone else (even though she says she doesn’t!), and never takes herself seriously. Love that.

2) James Cameron needs a haircut. I think he can afford it. On the other hand, Michelle Obama shouldn’t have gotten one. It ages her and looks too conservative–two things she’s not.

3) If you think you’ve mastered the art of texting and driving, you haven’t. And never will.

4) Bill Cosby should give a lecture to the cast of “The Jersey Shore.”

5) Why are people always shocked when LA has its rainy season? We ALWAYS have a rainy season!

6) Naps should be a mandatory part of every day.

7) Cupcakes are calorie-free if they make you happy.

Cupcakes from Sprinkles!